Song Description
NEW GPS DEVICE LEADS TO A LOT OF CONFUSION.
| Song Length |
2:45 |
Genre |
Blues - Country, Country - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Stressed, Annoyed |
Subject |
Frustration, Anger |
| Similar Artists |
RAY STEVENS, Alan Jackson |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
RECALCULATING (The GPS Song)...
Written: By Ken Ripkowski
I got me one of those GPS'S
So I wouldn't get lost,
No second guesses.
Its right on time
With great instructions
But, it totally missed all that road construction.
Recalculating
Spoken: (I can't make this turn)
Recalculating
Spoken: (My stomach's starting to churn)
She says turn right in a 100 feet,
In an accented voice she again repeats,
Recalculating... Recalculating
Confused and lost one stormy night
When that unit froze up
Searching satellites.
Asked some old slick
Why his help would cost.
He grinned and said buddy-boy, I ain't lost.
Recalculating
Spoken: (It let me down again)
Recalculating
Spoken: (I had to throw him a ten)
He said go south for about a mile.
The interstate would show in a little while
Recalculating .... Recalculating
Gonna jerk that gizmo off my dash,
Mosey down to Wal Mart
Get back my cash
It won't be missed
Once its up and gone.
My wife can always tell what I'm doing wrong
Recalculating
Spoken: (It said to turn back there)
Recalculating
Spoken: (My darling said turn right here)
Who needs that gadget plugged by my knee
Who needs another woman squawking at me
Recalculating ..... RECALCULATING
Spoken: By female voice "turn right...100 feet...recalculating. recalculating.
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