Song Description
Sometimes you make bad decisions in life, this is one of them...
| Song Length |
3:24 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
You Can't Fix Stupid (But You Can Marry Into It)
Written by Yves Stilmant © 2025
[Verse 1]
I met her drunk at the county fair
One flip-flop on and purple hair
She hollered loud with a turkey leg
Then jumped the fence and broke a keg
Her mama cussed out the moon that night
Her dad wore spandex way too tight
Her cousin spray-paints crop designs
Says aliens "send him Valentines"
[Pre-Chorus]
But love is dumb and beer was cold
She grabbed my face and took control
She kissed me hard and cracked my spine
And screamed, "Y'all, this one's MINE!"
[Chorus]
You can't fix stupid, but you can marry into it
I saw the crazy -- still ran right into it
There's a squirrel with shades who drives a Jeep
And a raccoon in the walls who never sleeps
You can't fix stupid, but you can marry into it
Now I'm too far in to ever undo it
[Verse 2]
Her uncle's banned from Applebee's
Her brother pees on Christmas trees
Her aunt runs scams at county court
And her grandma fights in cage-match sport
Her sister thinks she's part raccoon
Howls at the sun and eats with spoons
Her stepdad built a rocket ship
Out of beer cans and potato chips
[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to leave -- the truck broke down
They roped me in and passed around
A jug of something brewed in jail
Then branded me with "Never Fail"
[Chorus]
You can't fix stupid, but you can marry into it
They've got my soul and a bad tattoo to prove it
There's a squirrel with cash behind the sink
And a raccoon DJ droppin' beats in pink
You can't fix stupid, but you can marry into it
Now I'm full-time crew -- and I kinda blew it
[Bridge]
She wears boots made out of tires
Lights her birthday cake with fire
Says, "I ain't crazy -- just advanced"
Then teaches yoga in her pants
[Final Chorus]
You can't fix stupid, but you can marry into it
I said "I do" and now I barbecue it
There's a wedding pic where I'm on fire
And her ex pops up as my Uber driver
You can't fix stupid, but you can marry into it
And now I lead the whole damn unit