Lyrics

"Hillbillies Gone Wrong"
Written by Yves Stilmant © 2025
[Verse 1A]
Cletus lit the grill with moonshine spray,
Said, "Fire's quicker when it starts that way!"
Earl yelled, "Dang, now where's my beard?"
(He meant beer, but the smoke made it weird)
[Verse 1B]
They tried to fix the truck with duct tape rolls,
Ended up drivin' through three fence poles.
Took a shortcut straight through Mama's barn,
Now the cow's got PTSD and a stitched-up arm!
[Pre-Chorus]
They got one brain cell and it's on vacation,
Local news says they're a public sensation!
[Chorus]
They're the Hillbillies Gone Wrong, two overalls strong,
If it ain't broke yet, it won't take long.
From dynamite fishing to paintin' the dog,
They've done dumber things than a drunk bullfrog.
So clap your hands, sing along,
To the tale of the Hillbillies Gone Wrong!
[Verse 2A]
Earl built a rocket from a beer keg stand,
Now he's banned from the tri-state land.
Cletus tried to wrestle a Christmas moose,
Yelled "Hold my pants!" and let himself loose.
[Verse 2B]
They started a business--goat hair wigs,
But the goats rebelled and chewed the rigs.
Sold moon pies at a county fair,
Swapped 'em for beer and underwear!
[Pre-Chorus]
They ain't malicious, just real ambitious,
With plans so bad, it's almost suspicious!
[Chorus]
They're the Hillbillies Gone Wrong, with a banjo song,
You'll smell the smoke before too long.
They turned the outhouse into a hot tub spa,
Now Earl's got third-degree in-laws!
So raise a glass, come sing along,
To the fools we call Hillbillies Gone Wrong! ??

[Bridge]
Sheriff said, "Boys, you need to chill!"
They built him a gift... it blew up the still.
Now the preacher's prayin' on bended knees,
For Jesus to take their TNT!
[Double Chorus]
hey're the Hillbillies Gone Wrong, chaos is their song,
Bless their hearts, they don't live too long.
They tried to grill bacon with jumper cables,
Now they eat beans off foldin' tables!
So shout real loud, stomp along,
With the legends of Hillbillies Gone Wrong!
[Outro]
Yeah, folks still talk in the dollar store,
'Bout the time they waxed a hog to skate the floor...
(banjo solo fades into laughter)