Song Description

Gramps TikTok mayhem

Lyrics

"Grandpa's Got a TikTok"
By Yves Stilmant © 2025
Verse 1A
It started when he found my phone,
Clicked somethin' and said, "Well I'll be grown!"
Next thing I knew, that ornery cuss
Was flossin' hard on the back of the bus.
Verse 1B
He rode a goat clean through the feed store,
In nothin' but overalls and an open door.
Slipped in the mud but nailed the spin,
Now folks call him "The Geriatric Wind."

Pre-Chorus
Mama's cryin', "Lord please help!"
He's twerkin' next to the firehouse bell...

Chorus
Grandpa's got a TikTok, Lord save us all,
He's doin' the worm at the VFW hall.
He don't know what "DM" means,
But he's slidin' in like a meme machine!
Boots, goats, and a two-step strut --
He's breakin' hips and blowin' up!
Likes and shares from Timbuktu --
Grandpa's got a TikTok... and no dang clue!

Verse 2A
He challenged some kid to a dance-off duel,
In Wranglers, Crocs, and a kiddie pool.
He's got a million views in his small town,
But still thinks Wi-Fi's a rodeo clown.
Verse 2B
He filmed himself eatin' six ghost peppers,
While yodelin' loud in his Fruit of the Lepers.
TikTok said it might violate rules,
But folks just laughed -- it's Grandpa's tools!

Pre-Chorus
Grandma's prayin', "Make it stop!"
He just livestreamed from the donut shop...

Chorus
Grandpa's got a TikTok, y'all brace the wall,
He just rode a goat through the county mall.
He don't know what hashtags do,
But he's trendin' hard in Kathmandu!
He's got moves like a loose raccoon,
Spins so fast, he changed the moon!
Likes keep rollin' -- we're all doomed...
Grandpa's got a TikTok... in the livin' room.

Bridge (with banjo solo + goat bleat)
He don't tweet, he don't text,
But he's shirtless on a tractor next!
Granny's hidin', church won't claim,
But Grandpa's now a household name!

Final Chorus
Grandpa's got a TikTok, somebody pray,
He's upside down on a bale of hay.
He don't know how to end the stream --
Now we're all stuck in his livestream dream!
He broke the app and the neighbor's fence --
And now he's dancin' at the county dispense...
It's viral truth with denim pride --
Grandpa's got a TikTok... Lord help our side!

Outro Tag:
"Follow me y'all! What's a filter?"