Song Description
Speaks for itself...
| Song Length |
2:52 |
Genre |
Classical - Contemporary |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
"What the Heck Did I Just Buy?"
Written by Yves Stilmant © 2025
Verse 1
It started late one sleepless night
Scrollin' my phone in screen blue light
An ad popped up that caught my eye
"Get this now for half the price!"
It showed a grill for your car wheel
I hit "Buy Now" -- it felt so real
Then came a box with wild surprise
A plastic wig and steak-cut ties
Chorus
What the heck did I just buy?
A baby tub that's shaped like pie
A disco hat for frogs that fly
A toaster that screams lullabies
It's shrink-wrap junk, I can't deny
And somehow I was sold the lie
Now my whole porch is stacked up high
What the heck did I just buy?
Verse 2
I got a shirt that glows in snow
And sings when you say "Let's go!"
A belt that doubles as a light
It flashed all day and half the night
A couch for cats with cup holders
Some socks that whisper to your shoulders
A mug shaped like my uncle's chin
And shoes that beep when I walk in
Chorus
What the heck did I just buy?
A soap that claims it helps you cry
A phone case shaped like pumpkin pie
A robe that hums a lullaby
A light that blinks when cows go by
I paid with one click -- don't know why
And now my bank account's bone dry
What the heck did I just buy?
Bridge (16 bars guitar solo)
(Chicken pickin' telecaster mayhem ensues)
Verse 3
There's foam for chairs I don't own yet
A lamp that smells like bacon sweat
A clock that tells me when to nap
A leash for ducks that don't wear caps
A selfie stick that feeds my fish
A whistle shaped like mac 'n' cheese
They told me all this stuff was real
But now I've lost my last good deal
Final Chorus
What the heck did I just buy?
A coat that hugs and waves goodbye
A spoon that sings and buzzes flies
A pillow made from soda fries
A thing that blinks and winks its eye
And tells me jokes when I say "hi"
If this is smart, then I ain't wise
What the heck did I just buy?!
Outro
So friends beware those late-night thrills
Or end up broke with boxes still
With socks that scream and forks that squeal...
What the heck did I just buy?