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I heard that John's gonna break it off soon
With Diane, she's gettin' keen on roller coaster Steve
But Steve has got the hots for Laura from the local shops
And Laura's got a plan for a skater called Stan.

But Stan has got hump he's in love with Kevin's mum
She's divorced and now she's flirtin' with all the local boys
And Kevin's unattached 'cos no one understands
He loves John (that's the one who's been jumpin Diane)

All in all it's 'bout the girl next door if you get me
All in all we've seen it before do you get me?
Round and round like a spinning bottle its ageless
Up and down like a bride's night-gown well it's breathless

The childless pilot's wife must be having an affair
Drinking gin through the day in her night-gown unaware
That Mrs.Gossip in her kitchen has a view between the curtains
Of her lover coming calling. Her jealousy is certain.

The Smiths at number 6 no longer swing on Saturdays
Venereal disease and word of mouth put that to bed
A bed they made in Hell rants the bible clutching Pete
Who conjures naked boys as he tugs himself to sleep

Day after day it's repeat and replay do you get me?
Day after day another roll in the hay if you get me.
Night after night they bump and they grind, well its breathless
Night after night the repetition of lives, well its ageless.