Story Behind The Song
Just liked the sound and sense connections between "Niagara Falls" and "Viagra Waltz."
Song Description
We think of Viagra as a man's panacea, but it might just as well be a Godsend to women - at least to the woman in this song.
| Song Length |
3:22 |
Genre |
Folk - Country |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Endearing, Charming |
Subject |
Snakes, Hope |
| Similar Artists |
Kenny Rogers, Arlo Guthrie |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
VIAGRA® WALTZ
She’s dancing through high-rise apartments,
Stepping through sleeper car compartments;
There’s a heated debate on global warming,
They’re buzzing about killer bees swarming;
But all that conversation halts
When she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Think of her as your modern-day Isis,
Dancing through her mid-life crisis.
Chances are you’ll know what her advice is:
Just keep doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Play a golden oldie from the vaults,
Soon she’ll be doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.
I guess it’s common knowledge
There’s too much water under the bridge
For both of those crazy kids,
Since they were at Niagara Falls;
Now she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Yeah, she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.
There’s a real time bomb ticking
Next to that not-so-friendly vulture
You’re a farm boy ripe for the picking;
She’s studying Viagra® culture.
She just read The Magic of Thinking Big
By the psychocybernetic Maxwell Maltz.
She used to dance the Irish jig;
Now she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Yeah, she’s doing the Viagra® Waltz
It’s just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra® Waltz.
Copyright © 2002 Lex Zaleta