Lyrics

YES DEAR, WHATEVER YOU SAY DEAR
by Dave Undis

VERSE
I'm married and I'm happy, but it's not what you think.
To be a happy married man, you don't have to cheat or drink.
And gifts of flowers and jewelry ain't the key to my success.
I know six words that guarantee a life of happiness.

CHORUS
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I say it all the time.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I live in peace and quiet.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I'm sure that you're correct.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
What you say is best.

VERSE
I'm married and I'm happy. I live a tranquil life.
I'm the world's smartest man. I don't argue with my wife.
I have my opinions. They stay where they belong.
I never ever disagree, especially when she's wrong.

CHORUS
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I say it all the time.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I live in peace and quiet.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I'm sure that you are right.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I'm so lucky you're my wife.

VERSE
I'm married and I'm happy. I am living large.
It's been quite delightful since I put my wife in charge.
Some day I might get senile, so I'm doing what I can.
I wrote it on my mirror, and had it tattooed on my hand.

CHORUS
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I say it all the time.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I live in peace and quiet.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
I agree with you.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
Look at my new tattoo.

Yes dear, whatever you say dear.