Lyrics

Walk Like A Duck! - © 2005

I was walking in the desert I was looking for some sand
I wasn't making any headway But you know I had a plan
I spotted an Oasis I thought I caught some luck
So I asked a camel driver He turned and walked like a duck
Yeah he walked like a duck
I was at a garden party At a swanky hip hotel
I was chillin' with the buffet paparazzi and the swells
From way across the room A red head beauty struck
When I finally caught her eye She smiled and walked like a duck
Yeah she walked like a duck
Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Da Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Dats Right
Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Da Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Dats Right

Went to a concert At a center for the arts
Every tuxafied musician Was accomplished at their part
There was a big crescendo And the final chord was struck
The conductor turned and bowed He winked and walked like a duck
Yeah he walked like a duck
Stopped at a roadhouse So I could get a drink
Men stared wide-eyed at a stage They didn't even blink
Two women in bikinis Were wrestling in the muck
They stopped, stood and they laughed Then they walked like a duck
Yeah they both walked like a duck
Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Da Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Dats Right
Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Da Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Dats Right
(Music Break)
I climbed the steps Into a big concrete museum
There were all kinds of clues I was just starting to see 'em
Van Gough, Magritte Miro, Dali, and Chagall
I followed all the paintings Into this great big hall
In the center of a table Was a colored sand mandala
The painted message I had been searching for-a
This monk turned around In a red and yellow frock
It was the camel driver All he said was "Walk like a duck!"
Yeah "Walk like a duck!"
"Walk like a duck!"
Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Da Da Da Da Boom Boom Ta Da En Dats Right
(Repeat both lines to end)
(He drew a cross in colored sand) (Then he brushed it all away)

(So as you ride your hobbyhorse) (Listen to my one hand clap)
(For Superman, Flash and the Catwoman) (Yessss) (Dat's all folks!)