Song Description
After Capp'in Hooker's shipwrecked into the sores of the Nile with her Screw not surviving the seven seas to make it to the Island of Seeds. The locals happen upon the shipwreck and Screw with only her alive. Not knowing it was her doing, they believe the miracle is chosen by the Divine and so she is elevated to the new ruling Pharaohoe of the Kingdom now with 30,000 men under her cummand.
| Song Length |
3:15 |
Genre |
Rap - Hip Hop, Rap - General |
| Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
Mood |
Enchanting, Serene |
| Subject |
General, Spirituality |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Pharaohoe's Tomb
Bow down! All nail
your new Pharaohoe Antoin!
Lot-us prey for prosperity and
ruling for a Nile long!
The Eye of Whore-us has
opened and chosen me,
Tears of sweat drip down slaver men
awaiting my decree!
The Sceptre of Was
finally in my hand,
Now let me be heard
throughout the sand.
Forget giving me the headdress
and help me undress.
Thirty thousand men isn't enough
to deal with this mess!
My Pyramid scheme requires
more slaves to carve the size of my tomb,
I've plans to bring a new
meaning to the "Temple of Doom".
Fetch me the Papa-yrus first,
My sapphire blueprints put the Temple of Ra to shame.
The Sons will worship me instead,
they'll all be screaming my name.
Erect those pillars, cum on!
Larger, harder, make them monolithic!
Future archaeologists need to be
Getting lost in my hieroglyphic!
My construction will always
remain a mystery,
It's my destruction that will
be going down in history.
It wasn't done by
a sextraterrestrial UFO,
It was done when
U F this HOE!
The greatest Pharaohoe
there ever has been,
Pieces of me are needed everywhere
for it to be seen.
Scarab Beat-le me black and blue
all over the place,
Bandage me tighter with Jewels and Ram-bulets
right through my face!
I'm the only Mummy!
Now water me!
To becum the family Tree of Life.
That's just as well
as my Kingdom fell!
They wAnkhed me into the Afterlife.
To the weaving of the Tap-asstry
Pharaohoe Antoin's Kingdom Cum is lost.
Eternally thirsting for more,
Ress-erection cums at a hefty cost.
Beneath the Girth, my tale isn't done,
immortalised in my tomb.
The endless caverns of pleasure will swallow you all,
I've still got plenty of room...
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