Song Description

This one just writes itself.

Lyrics

From the first time I saw you at the reception
Launched a campaign of pre-emptive self-deception
But truth be told, I was all shock-and-awe
From that moment on my heart was thawed
Now I believe
Condoleez

But every time I try make contact
You?re better hidden than a no-bid contract
Harder to find than WMDs or W?s synapses
Condoleez

To win your love?s been my fondest wish
But has that mission been accomplished?
By that flight-suit-decider who?s fully hirsute?
Hey, he?s in pursuit of J.C.
You belong with me
Condoleez

I?m betting your resistance is in its last throes
?Cause I need your assistance, God knows
Condoleez

Every time I spy you have to dial down my ticker
You make my aim wilder than liquor
Condoleez

To bad others don?t have such luck themselves
If they don?t like it they can go (bleep) themselves
Condoleez

Please be a part of our rainbow family
Lynn?s OK?d it there?ll be Mary?s baby
We can all live in some undisclosed location
Render our own extraordinary rendition
?Cross the seas
Condoleez

Don?t want to have to live without you
Please don?t make me have to out you
Seize these opportunities
Be with us Cheneys
Condoleez